Women

When God was finishing creating woman, an angel came and asked :
"Why do you take so much time with that one?"

God answered: "Have you seen all the specifications that I have to meet to shape her?"

First, she must be washable but not made of plastic.
Secondly, she must have 200 moving parts which all must be replacable.
Third, She must function on all kind of food
She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time
She must be able to give a hug that can heal anything: from a bruised knee to a broken heart; and she must do these with her 2 hands.

The angel was impressed :"With only 2 hands? Impossible! And this is the standard model? This is too much work. Why don't you stop for today and finish her tomorrow?"

God replied:" I am close to finish this creation, which will near the favorite of my heart. She cures herself when she is sick and she can work 18 hours a day".

The angel came nearer and touched the 'woman': "But You have made her so soft.."

"She is soft", said God "but I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome."

The angel asks:" Can she think? "

God answered,"Not only can she think, she can also reason and negotiate".

The angel touched the woman's cheek: "This creation is leaking. You may have put too many burden on her".

"She is not leaking. Those are tears", God corrected the angel."Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubt, her love, her loneliness, her sufferings and her pride".

The angel was impressed.

Woman has strength that amazes man.She can handle trouble and carry heavy burden.
She holds love, happiness and has opinions.
She can smile even when she feels like screaming.
She sings even when she feels like crying.
She cries when she is happy and she laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for things that she believes in.
She stands up against injustices.
She does not take "No" for an answer when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so that her family can thrive.
She holds her friend's hand when she is afraid
Her love is unconditionnal
She cries when her kids are victorious
She is heartbroken when someone dear died or went away
She finds strength to get on with life
She gives a kiss and a hug to heal a sad heart

However, there is one thing that is lacking with her:

She always forgets what she is worth...